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COUNTRY CLUB I TOOK A DOUBLE TAKE OUT ON THE INTERSTATE WHEN I SAW HER MAKING EYES AT ME SO I FOLLOWED HER DOWN TO CLUBHOUSE DRIVE PAST THE POOL AND THE EIGHTEENTH GREEN AND IN THE PARKING LOT I SAID IT'S MIGHTY HOT MAYBE I COULD BUY YOU A BEER SHE SAID I'M GLAD YOU ASKED BUT I'LL HAVE TO PASS CAUSE ONLY MEMBERS ARE ALLOWED IN HERE (AND I SAID) I'M A MEMBER OF A COUNTRY CLUB COUNTRY MUSIC IS WHAT I LOVE I DRIVE AN OLD FORD PICKUP TRUCK I DO MY DRINKING FROM A DIXIE CUP HEY, I'M A BONA-FIDE DANCING FOOL I SHOOT A MIGHTY MEAN GAME OF POOL AT ANY HONKY TONK OR ROADSIDE PUB, I'M A MEMBER OF A COUNTRY CLUB. LORD, YOU LOOK SO INVITING, THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE EXCITING FOR A WOMAN WITH A LIMOUSINE TO GO BOUNCING AROUND IN A BEAT-UP TRUCK WITH A MAN IN WORE-OUT JEANS YEAH, IT'S FIVE O'CLOCK BEFORE FRIDAY NITE AND HERE'S WHERE THE FUN BEGINS SO DON'T WORRY BOUT YOUR REPUTATION CAUSE YOU CAN TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS CHORUS |